![]() The crafty moose didn’t like my decision of trying to murder it without bullets, so it killed my main character and my two parody heroes, leaving hockey-stick wielding Gertrude alone and crippled. However, guns need ammunition and I had used the last of it up when raiding that Y’all-Mart two towns back. Having earlier learned that humans cannot wrestle a defensive moose very successfully, I decided to let my guns do the talking. A moose stood in my way on the road and I had many options to choose from in this Walking Dead version of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel. I began to let my guard down when I had learned how to make friends at pixel-apocalyptic North America while driving around in my Dumb and Dumber dog-mobile.Īs I had learned from before, food is essential to maintaining a happy team, and I had to make an important decision. After having two legendary warriors simultaneously at my disposal, I was quickly able to slash and kick my way through thick waves of zombie gore.įor once, I was actually making some progress to the Canadian border. Besides the three different times that Valkyrie (female-Thor) destroyed my party more often than helping it, the game also introduced me to Nimbus, a play on the Final Fantasy-esque warrior also known as Cloud Strife. And that's not to mention regular eggs which spawn a temporary fighting chicken when thrown. ![]() The list of random characters you encounter each new game is enormous, and there are many easter eggs to be found. Even if female-Thor dies and leaves her famed hammer This game then reveals that no matter who you pick to be your teammate, they are all A-holes when things don't go their way. ![]() ![]() While a flying hammer was great and dandy in a fight, it became the only weapon on the battlefield after the godly warrior kicked my main character out of the party due to more continual frustration. Yeah, she wasn't that useful as a fighter, but she was an additional meat-shield for my main character as we waddled through waves of undead. While this meant there was more food to go around in the future (two units per person consumed, per round), I didn’t have Gertrude to blindly swing that wooden hockey stick anymore. However, because of personality conflicts and frustrations through starvation and being robbed by bandits with guns, female-Thor kicked my other partner, Gertrude, out of the group. ![]() The third day of my first adventure brought me to the feet of a demi-god - a female version Thor who then tagged along for the journey and ate my food in exchange for pummeling zombies with her mystical hammer. While these choices might seem a little extreme or off the path of psychological wellness, they are pretty mild when compared to what is allowed when particular characters are tagging along for the frenzy. Hell, that includes trying to wrestle a moose for its valuable flesh, or even robbing other survivors while they sleep at night. While the gameplay has a lot of reading for a rogue-like, there are a lot of ridiculous choices each new adventure has to offer. People's experiences with the game will swing wildly, so perhaps the best way to give you a solid idea is to give highlights from my time working to the fear-inducing Canadian border.ĭeath Road to Canada thrives on both charm and character development. Genre fans know this means perma-death, random level/event generation, and everything in between. " Death Road to Canada thrives on both charm and character development."Īside from the setting, Death Road to Canada is a rogue-like. ![]()
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